Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch

Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch

Meh. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. Bender, we’re trying our best.

I, Roommate

I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. You know, I was God once. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Hey, whatcha watching? No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. Shinier than yours, meatbag.

  • This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
  • Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?
  • I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

Mother’s Day

I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home.

Godfellas

Oh right. I forgot about the battle. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! Bender, quit destroying the universe! Say it in Russian!

  1. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?
  2. Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that.
The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

And then the battle’s not so bad? Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Who are those horrible orange men?